But I’ll Take a Pinot Grigio

It's moms gone mild this week. More of the same foolishness and nonsense and beige women making sex work boring.
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The road trip lands in Miami and not only does Vicki "whoop it up" but Luanne proves why the sun and tequila don't mix. 
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We get to hear Jax and his recent affair have a post-coital chat next to an elderly invalid and the kids are fighting amongst themselves.
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Schwartz is "apparently" a giant a-hole and has "no recollection" of being one and Jax declares he doesn't want to marry Brittany next to an "elderly invalid."
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We learn a little bit more about some of the women and the "lifestyle" and the husbands catfight on a golf course. 
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The ladies have landed in our beloved Atlanta and its a cultural shock for Vicky and a reckoning for the Salt Lake women.
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That's a wrap on the Real Housewives of London and the two part reunion was lackluster, at best. It was too much screaming about very low stakes issues and I don't think I care about it. And there's also Real Housewives of Orange County.
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More Faith drama unfolds, Lala is back and Schwartz is the voice of reason. That's right, you read that right... Sandoval is losing his mind over the TomTom deal and meanwhile Jax be Jax-ing 

Jeff and Sundi chat about the tragedy and religious trauma that is Pastor's Wife and it just goes from there. They cover all the recent reunions and what they're looking forward to in the next week.
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We get the ULTIMATE "rawt in hell" from Brittany and we learn all the sordid details about Jax's affair with Faith on the bedside of an elderly lady who just wants to be left alone. Also, the Toms are apoplectic at Jax's infidelity and everyone else is less than shocked. 
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